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Just take a moment to think about all those wicked little things you've done. Tiny, seemingly inconsequential acts. Eventually, they start to add up... No one knows the precise criteria for entering the gates of heaven (or hell), but we reckon a lifetime of tiny sins is basically the same as doing a murder – IT'S TIME TO REPENT! Now you can share all of your darkest secrets with the World's Smallest Confession Booth. Just pop open the curtains, 'kneel' your fingers on the mini prayer cushion, spill the beans, and a concealed priest will mutter “You are forgiven.” Job done. Now you can get back to lying to your partner and stealing stationery from the office.

The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed is a sensory trip into the world of the green stuff. Filled with 20 stirring scratch n' sniff scent pads, this chunky cardboard book explores the rich history and evolution of this wondrous drug. Covering all topics from the science behind the munchies (it's very real), the botanical link between beer and weed, and why smoking cannabis makes Pink Floyd sound so damned good. Entertaining, informative (did you know you could nibble or sniff peppercorns to reduce the paranoia? Incredible.) and beautifully-illustrated — it's the perfect gift for total pot heads or those with just a little cannabis curiosity.

Are your colleagues still coming up to your desk and asking you to do things for them, even though you told them you’re completely swamped with work? Are they flooding your inbox with reminders?    Instead of telling them to p*** off and risk getting hauled into your manager’s office, try this mini ticket dispenser, a system tried and tested by butchers across the land. It comes with 100 paper tickets, and even a little electronic notice board to display the current number being “served”.    What’s more, it includes a booklet outlining different ways to tackle common office distractions, like Karen from accounts asking you if you watched last night’s episode of The Masked Singer. 

How much is that doggie in the window? The one that's teeny tiny with a speaker in its belly? Yeah, that one! The Mini SubWOOFer Speaker is not just a superb play on words - this pooch is packing some serious power! At only 3" long this cheeky chappie slips right into your pocket so you can enjoy your favourite tunes at home, work or on-the-go. Our favourite feature? No need to struggle trying to get a leash on him, you can wirelessly connect to this loyal companion via Bluetooth!

Lego is the greatest toy ever created - fact. This writer could happily stop typing right now and just go and play with Lego for days. Ahh what a life that would be... Anyway. Whether your Lego journey is just beginning or you've built an entire Lego utopia in your attic – this puzzle is for you! The Lego Minifigure Faces Puzzle celebrates the iconic yellow character and its wide range of expressions and emotions. With 1000 pieces, it's guaranteed to bring hours (or weeks depending on your puzzling ability) of fun for the whole family. Pssst, if you've always wanted a real-life minifigure of yourself (or someone else) – make sure you check out our Brick Yourself™ Personalised Minifigures

Experience the magic of knitting in the first-ever Lord of the Rings knitting guide, featuring more than 25 patterns inspired by the mythical world of Tolkien’s Middle-earth. Inspired by the popular books and film adaptations—including beloved characters, locations, and natural elements––this guide features a variety of knitting techniques, like cables, lace, colorwork, brioche, and textured stitches, and it includes patterns for apparel, accessories, and home décor for every skill level. From the Hobbits’ warm, rustic knits and the Dwarves’ rugged armour to the intricate, lacy garments of the Elves of Rivendell, there’s a pattern to suit everyone in your life. With detailed instructions and stunning full-color photography, knit yourself an Elf Maiden Cloak, Second Breakfast Socks and Mittens, an Elven Bread Shawl, a Dwarf Battle Helmet, a One Ring to Warm Them All Scarf, a Precioussss Doll, and more with the help of this homage to the beautiful world of The Lord of the Rings.

Are you nights out on the town getting a bit repetitive? Do you not look forward to a trip down the pub as much as you used to?   Bin-go Get A Few Drinks is here to help.    The game includes 24 bingo sheets that describe the funniest, daftest and most downright stupid things you’ll often witness on a night out, like ‘Someone is taking photos of their stupid drink for social media’ or ‘Oh hooray, it’s a penis-themed hen night’.    Why not make it interesting by promising a round of drinks to the person who’s first to get a line?   And if you want to get creative, there are also eight empty sheets for you to come up with your own scenarios. 

Struggling to find entertaining pastimes while perching on the porcelain? Want to surprise your guests with your in-toilet entertainment? Just place 52 Things To Do While You Poo in arms reach and let the time pass peacefully away. Full of amusing quizzes, puzzles and activities, it’s a great way to take a break from your screen and combine a little bit of mindfulness with a time-wasting trip to the privy.